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Lemonade is delish!

Sat Feb 16, 2008, 5:38 AM
I don’t like the new favorite system. Its too easy to accidentally add random-ass pictures to your favorites, and then people get all insulted when you remove it, and then they find out where you live, and hunt you down in some form of sick and twisted revenge scheme against the whole world because of a traumatic incident they had as a child involving a puppy in a blender.

Now, I’m not usually the one who complains about this sort of shit, but when someone starts sticking puppies in blenders, something has to be done! Don’t any of you care about the puppies!? Not only that, but they only blend them a little, then they fill the blender full of lemon juice, and after 5 minutes of pure torment, they resume the blending while adding ice and sugar!

Is that what you all want!? A nice, tall, cool glass of lemonade on a hot day, whilst you are mowing the lawn! And why are you mowing the lawn? I’ll tell you why. So the grass doesn’t get too tall!

So your all happy with that, are you? Having a nice, tall glass of lemonade, and a beautiful lawn!?

Wow, that actually doesn’t sound half bad.

I forgot my point here. Is the lemonade still made with puppies?

So yeah, page 29 is done!

Am I too handsome for you to handle, or what!?

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DER CONTEST!

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TRADES:

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Theirs~ Waitin'...
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If I forgot you, note me.

If you want to trade, I will put you on the list!


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:iconkomokun:
what about pink lemonade?

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j00 are A mootard!
:iconwaykum:
YOU MAVERICK RENEGADE
HOW DARE YOU BE SO HANDSOME IN THIS JOURNAL
:iconclaybob:
He is a "sultry sunnuva bitch"

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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe
~ Carl Sagan
:iconsmilefortyeight:
I don't think it's made of puppies, even though I recently had a glass of pink lemonade that looked like chum-water.

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Smile and nod.
:iconnappshafter:
Sorry, big W, I'll try and tone it down a bit!
:iconnappshafter:
Pink lemonade is pink because they add a generous dose of imagination and wonder!
:iconnappshafter:
That’s probably a surplus amount of imagination and wonder…

and the bits of dead fish nobody wants…
:iconmonsterbell:
HOLY UNIMAGINAL MONKEY PARTS DROOL!!!
wtf are you talking about ... and yes .. you are WAYY to handsome for this journal entry .. therefor i must kill you. :)

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Chicken go cluck cluck
Cow go moo
Piggy go oink oink
How bout you?!
Got to be an animal just like youuu!!
Lemur go sniff sniff
Ostrich go Blah
Koala go click click click click click
huh?! ...
(from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist) :)
:iconnappshafter:
Oh dear! Please don't kill me with monkey parts!

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